I don't remember doing a slew of illicit drugs before bed, but I MUST have... right?
I should have been happy with a slinky-toed baby. Because according to my dreams last night, we're having a polar bear.
::Sigh::
It was a baby at first. My dark hair and Scott's green eyes. And he had lots of hair for such a little baby. Wrinkly and cute. But then when I realized I hadn't fed him ALL DAY and took him into the back (of my beautiful victorian dream house that isn't anything like our house in reality) to breastfeed, suddenly he was a polar bear cub. With big sharp teeth. Just writing that made my nipples invert.
Help!
1 comment:
what had you just watched on tv before you went to bed?!?!?! Yikes!
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