Subtle Butt

I love magazines. Particularly catalogs. Because I like to look. Even if it's something I wouldn't ever buy from a catalog (furniture, makeup, etc.). Looking is fun. I know some people hate it, but when I buy something online and start getting that stores catalog... BONUS! So. I ordered outdoor curtains to seal in our back patio almost 2 years ago. I ordered from Solutions because they had more variety and GREAT prices. I saved almost $75. Hurray for me, now I get a quarterly catalog.

They sell EVERYTHING. The page with slipcovers and rugs is a flip away from the...um... "personal massasgers" and facial hair removers. So while flipping through this magazine, I was pretty sure there was no way to shock me. I'd seen the "personal" page in other issues.

Then I saw it. I, of course, came to work, googled the product, and copied it word for word for you friends. In case you're interested. I should maybe mention this was on a page pretty dedicated to women's needs...

Does “your friend” have problems with smelly gas? Look no further; your smelly “friend's” flatulence problems may be over. Meet Subtle Butt™ disposable gas neutralizers.

This pack of 5 saving graces (also affectionately known as gas pads, fart pads or fart filters) effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence; simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off.

Each 3.25" square filter is made of soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment on the side touching the skin. The fabric is impregnated with activated carbon, which faces the underwear or the pants and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side is which. And at around 1/32" thick, you will never know it's there.Works on dogs, too! Now with improved adhesive.

Fart pads.  Because you can't control yourself.  And people think you stink.

I love this catalog even more now, I think.  HIL-A-RI-OUS!!