As of today, I am officially having a baby next month. :)
All the things I can't wait to do when this pregnancy thing is over:
1. Drink chocolate martini's in a dimly lit little bar and get tipsy. Should take 2 the first time around. I'll be a cheap drunk.
2. Sleep on my stomach.
3. Feeling maybe semi pretty instead of fighting the feeling to call to the other whales in my pod.
4. Get in the elevator and NOT have some stranger touch my stomach
5. Take a hot bubble bath and have all my lower body parts submerged instead of the island that forms right now.
6. I am anxious to NOT see the inside of my belly button anymore. It's not particularly attractive. It's best when hidden in it's little cave.
7. I look forward to not swimming in a sea of hate and anger one moment then sobbing without hope of stopping the next.
8. Wearing jeans with buttons. Stretchy spandex bands are nice, but I will enjoy buttoning my jeans in the future.
9. Awaji. I love sushi. Awaji is my FAVORITE. I've missed it. I want to stuff my face full of mama san rolls. I probably won't even use chopsticks. I'll just grab handfuls.
10. I can't wait to hold a squishy new baby boy... and ask him why he hates me so much and if digging his feet directly into my ribs was absolutely necessary.
That is all, my friends.
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