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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Legos are Evil

Things that irritate me. Random, nonsensical things that I realize are ridiculously trivial things to be bothered by.  For no other reason than because I can.  :)

1. Watches with heart-shaped faces.  This is a dead giveaway that someone is not only harboring 12 cats in her one bedroom apartment, but also some very Kathy Bates in Misery type personality traits.  Or a boyfriend/husband with bad taste and something to be sorry for.  

2.  Elbows touching elbows.  Or knees touching other knees.  Basically, none of your body's major joints should touch each other.  It's just gross. 

3.  While driving, if someone is singing alone with the radio, quietly or otherwise.  Unless it's a silly let's-all-sing-along kinda thing, shutup! 

4.  When strangers talk to me when I'm busy.  I don't go to the grocery store or to get my oil changed in order to meet people.  I have an objective.  Answering your idiotic ponderments or pretending to find your opinion interesting isn't it.

5.  Stepping on legos.  I would rather walk across glass... glass that was on fire and old and dirty.  Nothing can find the softest and most vulnerable part of your foot like the corner of a discarded lego.  Your toes curled, didn't they?  They did if you've ever done it.  I hate you legos. 



Sarah said...

I couldn't agree with you more! I remember stepping on legos. And I can't stand it when elbow/knee bones touch others. Ewww. This randow girl at the race started talking to saying how we should get on TV together. Really??? Who ARE you?

Can't wait to get you a heart shaped watch for Christmas.

KRiSTiN said...


I was with you until the end. You can no longer borrow my wedding dress to wear on first dates.

Sarah said...

awww, come on. I haven't even gotten to stroll by any cubicals yet!

KRiSTiN said...

no strolling. ok, strolling. but only if you sneak me in to hum the wedding march and throw paper clips into the air.

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