I was just wondering if you wanted to chase this tornado, or if you just wanted to catch the next one.

I was sitting in a Focus Group ($25 CASH for 15 minutes!) while this was going on.  Woah.  Then the radio convinced me it was chasing me home.  I was Dorothy a few years ago for Halloween so I thought this particular tornado might have felt I was mocking it and was hunting me down.  Luckily I'm way stealthier than swirly trash and fast air and I made it home safely.

Not to make light of tornado or anything.  I am 97% sure I'd piss myself in the face of a wind column.  I've seen Twister.  I don't want to get hit with a fly-by cow.  ::shUDDER::  {See what I did there?!  Heheehehe}